News From the Robots (CTO Updates #6)
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This one is a bad one, my beloved followers. Yes, it’s 2019, and we don’t have readers anymore, we have followers, because of course. So this is a bad issue of the Update, as we’re working on a bunch of top secret stuff which I can’t really report, because of course.

This issue is so bad, the grammar and vocabulary is so poor, and because the word because is so overused (and commas, omg!), that it is as if they filmed a Friends reunion this year, but the Central Perk location is in Sioux Falls, and there’s a Brad Pitt cameo playing his role in Fight Club, and he’s just Ross’ alter ego.


So, yeah, really really bad. The good thing, though, is that in 2 or 3 months I will have so much to talk about that it will feel like a Godfather and Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back mashup, but in best possible way, you know? Can you imagine Darth Vader Corleone? Because I can.

#1 More Dashboards

We have some cool dashboards in our admin pages.

#2 Security Audit

We are running our latest rounds of security audits. During our regular schedule, we review some processes, harden the software and also perform fun things like phishing and penetration testing with the assistance of an independent security firm.

#3 Random updates

Topics: Insider, Technology

Henrique Cabral

Written by Henrique Cabral

Henrique is a partner at Bureau Works as well as the CTO. He also speaks code and loves racing cars.